I am ticked about the parking arrangements where I live. The parking is horrible and sometimes people trap you in so that you can not get out of the driveway. At times I am stuck in the middle of two cars and I can’t pull forward and I can’t back up so the only way I can get out of my parking spot is to the side.

And before I forget, I could care less about my land lady. She is a jerk and she swindles me out of money each month.

So one night I needed a place to park and there was an opening between two cars. I did not want to park far away, so I decided to park on the driveway between the two cars. To get there I had to drive over the lawn. So I just drove over the lawn and parked my car were I wanted to go.

The next day, my landlady came over to drop off some fines that we owe her. I answered the door and she was looking at the tire tracks on the lawn. She asked me whose car drove over her lawn. And of course the tire tracks led right up to my car because of the snow, so I could not lie about that. I told her it was my car and then she gave me a mini lecture about how that kills her grass.

I think I am going to drive over her lawn on a more normal basis, just for the fact that I am ticked at her for swindling me out of money each month. I don’t think I have written a story about my money swindling land lady, so you should be expecting a story about her in the near future.