It is sad that my roommate told me that I needed to put the story of tonight on the ILC’s website. For those of you out there that are not involved in this club, the ILC is the International Looser Club. What a sad life I live. Actually tonight’s activities became somewhat interesting when someone started chatting with me on my AOL instant messenger.
As a ILC president, I have to let the world know that I sort of went on a date. Yes I did, but then I did not. I went on a date, “looser style”. You are probably wondering what looser style is, and this is what I did for a large portion of the evening.
Tonight I became acquainted with Chickadee54328. Chickadee
My roommate Eric was going to bed and he plugged the internet connection into my computer so that I could use it when he was asleep. Our internet hub is down and only one connection is working that comes upstairs. So we share the connection. Anyways, he plugged in the cord and when you do that, my computer recognizes that the connection is there so it logs into all of my chat windows I have. AOL and MSN is what I use most these days.
All of the sudden someone requested a chat from me. Sometimes random people just chat with me and so I talk back just to humor them. Eric my roommate was there the whole time, so I thought I would humor him and be funny with this girl at the same time.
On my AOL profile I have it saying the following.
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Hello I am Steve.
If I am online I am bored so drop me a line. I have a pic and I will let you have it if you want.
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
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So she started right off with asking for my pic.
chickadee54328: hi
chickadee54328: asl
BigFatLazyGuy: I am 24/m/UT, and you?
chickadee54328: 19/f/mi
BigFatLazyGuy: hello!
chickadee54328: hi!
BigFatLazyGuy: how are you?
chickadee54328: good
chickadee54328: so i understand u got a pic
chickadee54328: i have a pic too
(Of course I don’t believe this is her real pic, but I play along with here just to have some fun)
BigFatLazyGuy: I do have a pic. Coming right up
BigFatLazyGuy: My pic is coming
BigFatLazyGuy: hold on a second.
chickadee54328: k
BigFatLazyGuy: one more second please.
chickadee54328: lol
chickadee54328: ok
BigFatLazyGuy: computer not working for me.... :-(
BigFatLazyGuy: but pic is on its way.
chickadee54328: lol
chickadee54328: ok ok ok
BigFatLazyGuy: :-(
BigFatLazyGuy: I am ticked.... one more minute and I promise the pic is on its way.
chickadee54328: lol
chickadee54328: ok
And then I finally got the picture to her.
And to cut out some of the boring stuff, she and I just said some stupid stuff back and forth
And at this point my roommate is laughing and he suggests I give her another picture of me
BigFatLazyGuy: Do you want another pic of me?
BigFatLazyGuy: My roommate is getting his digital camera.
chickadee54328: uh huh
BigFatLazyGuy: got to love the cool gadgets he has.
chickadee54328: lol
chickadee54328: yup
BigFatLazyGuy: Hold on... I am modeling....
chickadee54328: lol
chickadee54328: u go do that
BigFatLazyGuy: Ok, I am still here he is warming up the camera.
chickadee54328: 'yup
BigFatLazyGuy: After he takes it we will go get it developed at
Wal-Mart.
BigFatLazyGuy: 8-)
BigFatLazyGuy: Just a minute a pic is being transferred
chickadee54328: ok
BigFatLazyGuy: Problems.....
chickadee54328: huh
BigFatLazyGuy: computer problems......
BigFatLazyGuy: hold on a second.
BigFatLazyGuy: I have to do something first to make this work.
chickadee54328: ok
BigFatLazyGuy: Ok lets see if that worked
chickadee54328: k
BigFatLazyGuy: do you have other pics?
chickadee54328: my friends hav em
chickadee54328: i dun save them
chickadee54328: just that one
BigFatLazyGuy: I see
chickadee54328: yup
BigFatLazyGuy: fantastic, a pic of me will be on its way soon.
BigFatLazyGuy: My roommate is taking a pic as I type right now
chickadee54328: oo
chickadee54328: wonderful
BigFatLazyGuy: nice huh.
chickadee54328: GAH
BigFatLazyGuy: what?
BigFatLazyGuy: Is Gah good or bad?
chickadee54328: im scared
BigFatLazyGuy: :-)
BigFatLazyGuy: lol
chickadee54328: ah
chickadee54328: dammit don't do that to me
BigFatLazyGuy: there is that scary smiley face again.
BigFatLazyGuy: ok
BigFatLazyGuy: real pic is coming
chickadee54328: ok
BigFatLazyGuy: the pic will me be me typing this sentence to you.
chickadee54328: huh
BigFatLazyGuy: when I was typing that he took the pic
chickadee54328: o ok
BigFatLazyGuy:
Then we went on for a bit and I told her that I was making a present for her. And she was being really impatient because I was not chatting much just playing with her picture on my computer.
I think I mostly frightened her away with my picture I created for her. I told her that this was my way of putting the moves on her. And for saying comments like the following
BigFatLazyGuy: our computers will not connect so I put your pic on my web space so that you could see.
chickadee54328: o ok
BigFatLazyGuy: Yes, we are on the internet for the world to see.
chickadee54328: woo hoo
This is the picture I put on my website.
BigFatLazyGuy: Our bond has been made manifest to the world.
chickadee54328: i have a bf
BigFatLazyGuy: :-(
chickadee54328: awe
chickadee54328: im sry
BigFatLazyGuy: but our bond is still strong.
chickadee54328: just htought ud wanna kno
chickadee54328: ok
BigFatLazyGuy: We are like blood brothers then.
BigFatLazyGuy: not lovers, but blood brothers.
BigFatLazyGuy: we are like family
chickadee54328: really?
BigFatLazyGuy: yet deep down I have special feelings for you.
And then she said some dumb stuff and said bye by saying bbb.
So basically I have to say that I waste a lot of time on the internet and that this was my basic communication with the opposite sex this Friday night. I am a looser but my roommate and I were laughing pretty hard with our side comments and things we were saying to each other.
So that concludes a looser update.
Steven Risenmay