
Your Roommate Is A Dork
Tonight I was sitting home alone on a Friday night just watching some pointless television. I was watching the television show Who’s Line Is It Anyway. Some girl knocked on the door and asked if my roommate was home. I told her that Jason was at the movies with her girlfriend. She introduced herself as the wife of Jason’s old roommate. I was just watching TV and she was about to leave when she asked if she could just hang out for a bit. I thought it was a little odd, but I didn’t care.
So we watched TV for a bit and she talked here and mentioned some stuff about the apartment and about old roommates. I mentioned to her that I threw some of her husbands stuff away today because I was sick of the junk sitting around the home. Nobody in the apartment wanted the old kitchen stuff, so I took it to Deseret Industries today.
After telling her what I threw out and how much stuff there is probably of his sitting around the place she went to look and see how much of his stuff was here. I didn’t want this strange girl just walking around the place so I got up and followed her around.
She went into Jason’s room to leave him a note to say she stopped by and the note that she left said, “Jason I stopped by to say hi. HI Ann-Michelle.” And after she was done she left and I said bye and continued watching the TV.
At about midnight Jason came back and I told him about the note. After a few minutes he came back saying the phrase, “My roommate is a dork”. Then he showed me the note on the other side of the paper. She left a note on the back of the paper saying that I was a dork.
Oh well, you can’t impress them all.
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